porkrub:

Is that Lana del ray

greathaircut:

to the prankster who put “the moon” as the address on their online pizza delivery order: thanks a whole dang lot. i was up there for like ten minutes just aimlesly waiting, ringing the doorbell, kicking moon rocks around

iwritesinsnotfanfiction:

OH YOU’RE MY FRIEND???? name 3 of my albums.

reginamas:

i just told my mom i died at birth and i’ve been a ghost this entire time just growing and manifesting into the daughter she’d lost

and she’s just like

well please go to the light because i am tired of your shit

lecterings:

'where is the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago' an autobiography i'll never write because i keep losing the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago.

jakemalik:

being the last person still laughing too much at a joke is a very big problem in my life

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braginskey:

why do people have like 74973 different names for these

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looking through the notes for this post is hilarious bc everyone has a different name they insist is the only one

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you have your hispanohablantes:

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you have your homestucks:

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and you have this guy:

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